Letter to Santa ... I'm sorry Minnesota

[mab]

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! Last Wednesday I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). Last week I ruled Iran as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In November on a flight to Vancouver, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). In January I committed genocide... Sorry about that, savagesnakes (-5000 points). In June I helped justine_currie across the street (6 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-5034 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich! Sincerely, Queenie_Mab

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