Aunt Petunia smacked her hands over Harry's young ears; and her voice was sickly sweet when she said, "Thank you very much for your concern, sir, but he does not need your religion, he has science and socialism and birthdays. Haven't you heard of Evolution? I have a very good textbook on Evolution that I could give you on it if you would like to learn things."
lolololol, I'm sorry, but this is so obviously a piss take :D
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lolololol, I'm sorry, but this is so obviously a piss take :D